Outterheaven's Room Full of Prophecy

Blu-Ray but into good use!

2007-11-09T13:44:27Z

HAHAHAH!!!! Someone actually tried to do it!

2007-06-21T03:56:57Z

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Its about FUCKING time indeed!

2007-05-19T16:30:57Z

Here you go mark! Enjoy!

http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=19759&type=mov

http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=19760&type=mov

Thank you blizzard for FINALLY starting up on a REAL game! Took you long enough.

MARK!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-18T18:18:51Z

For those who do not have mark's livejournal here it is:

http://lurker1222.livejournal.com/

He ACTUALLY started updating it so check it out, yo!

Ok lets try this again...

2006-10-19T22:36:00Z

HowManyOfMe.com

There are:
62
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

I may have another masterpiece in hand.

2006-07-04T03:47:36Z

List are some of the classic YTMND's I've done lately who haven't seen them:

Mayor Ray Nagin teaches Sloth about chocolate:
http://naginandsloth.ytmnd.com/

Fox McCloud fails at the barrell roll:
http://mccloudbarrelroll.ytmnd.com/

THIS MAY VERY WELL BE ANOTHER HIT. It is on the Up and Coming list on the front page:

http://batmanandrobingay.ytmnd.com/

TAKE THAT JOEL SCHUMACHER!

Update: BATMAN AND ROBIN ARE NOW IN THE TOP 15 VIEWED!

Fuck the PS3

2006-06-03T07:07:34Z

Paul this time gave me the idea for this YTMND page. If you saw the video he posted up eariler of the dude sticking his cock into the socket then you'll know what happens when the same gentleman trys to fuck a ps3. So I present to you all now, another classic YTMND page.

http://cocksocketps3.ytmnd.com/

Enjoy! :)

Update!

Just hot off of the press. Seems Worf learned of the PS3 price. See his reaction here:

http://worfps3.ytmnd.com/

A YTMND PAGE IN THE TOP 15 VIEWED!

2006-05-17T00:32:27Z

Here are some of the best one's I have recently done:

A lovely photo of Dubbya with his dad in New Orleans:

http://bushtime.ytmnd.com/

Macho Man wants you to buy a...

http://saturnyeah.ytmnd.com/

For those who have seen Sin city and 40 year old virgin:

http://aimhighwillis.ytmnd.com/

And my highest rated page yet. Fernando gave me the idea for this one and I did the rest. This one actually made it into the top 15 viewed and has been view by almost 10,000 people. I present to you now "Picard is the man now dog!"

http://picardkillsconnery.ytmnd.com/

Enjoy

For those who have not seen the massive amount of YTMND I've made,

2006-03-19T04:28:17Z

Every should know this one:

http://mmmmroyal.ytmnd.com/

A parody of that german kid who fucks up his computer:

http://germankidhateswindows.ytmnd.com/

A simple Pee Wee page:

http://peeweelaughing.ytmnd.com/

A couple from spaceballs:

http://schwarzasbigasmine.ytmnd.com/

http://fromsucktoblow.ytmnd.com/

If some one asks you if you are a god click below:

http://ruagod.ytmnd.com/

What about bob page:

http://hesnevergone.ytmnd.com/

Just read the link:

http://fartpreacher.ytmnd.com/

And one for the bushes:

http://bushtime.ytmnd.com/

Enjoy!

I think I'm getting the hang of this.

2006-03-01T05:43:19Z

Here are two more YTMND pages i did today.

Everyone should know where this is from

http://gluesniff.ytmnd.com/

And one that Fernando gave me the idea for

http://sopranointernet.ytmnd.com/

Enjoy!!

My first attempt to a YTMND page

2006-02-27T20:21:17Z

http://dookiecooking.ytmnd.com/

I hope you all like it.

The Diet coke of evil

2006-02-25T05:49:40Z

You Are 44% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

"Fighting the Frizzies at eleven."

2005-12-25T05:28:10Z

MERRY FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!

Jacked from the Chez!

2005-11-02T07:37:12Z

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IMDB's Top 100 Best Movies of All Time
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Rank	Movie	Didn't See It/ Started It/ Finished It/ Hated It!
1	Godfather, The (1972)	Finished It
2	Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)	Finished It
3	Godfather: Part II, The (1974)	Finished It
4	Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003)	Finished It
5	Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)	Finished It
6	Casablanca (1942)
7	Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)	Finished It
8	Schindler's List (1993)	Finished It
9	Shichinin No Samurai [Seven Samurai] (1954)
10	Star Wars (1977)	Finished It
11	Citizen Kane (1941)
12	One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)	Finished It
13	Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
14	Rear Window (1954)
15	Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)	Finished It
16	Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)	Finished It
17	Memento (2000)
18	Usual Suspects, The (1995)	Finished It
19	Pulp Fiction (1994)	Finished It
20	North by Northwest (1959)
21	12 Angry Men (1957)
22	Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le [Amelie] (2001)
23	Psycho (1960)
24	Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
25	Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il [The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly] (1966)
26	Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)	Finished It
27	It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
28	Goodfellas (1990)	Finished It
29	American Beauty (1999)	Finished It
30	Vertigo (1958)
31	Sunset Blvd. (1950)
32	Matrix, The (1999)	Finished It
33	Apocalypse Now (1979)	Finished It
34	Pianist, The (2002)	Finished It
35	To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
36	C'era una volta il West [Once Upon a Time in the West] (1968)
37	Some Like It Hot (1959)
38	Third Man, The (1949)
39	Taxi Driver (1976)
40	Paths of Glory (1957)
41	Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi [Spirited Away] (2001)
42	Fight Club (1999)	Finished It
43	Boot, Das (1981)
44	Double Indemnity (1944)
45	L.A. Confidential (1997)
46	Chinatown (1974)
47	Singin' in the Rain (1952)
48	Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
49	M (1931)
50	Requiem for a Dream (2000)	Finished It
51	Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)
52	All About Eve (1950)
53	Se7en (1995)	Finished It
54	Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)	Finished It
55	Saving Private Ryan (1998)	Finished It
56	Cidade de Deus [City of God] (2002)
57	Raging Bull (1980)
58	Rashômon (1950)
59	Wizard of Oz, The (1939)	Started It
60	Sting, The (1973)
61	Alien (1979)	Finished It
62	American History X (1998)	Started It
63	Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
64	Léon (1994)
65	Vita è bella, La [Life is Beautiful] (1997)
66	Touch of Evil (1958)
67	Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
68	2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
69	Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)
70	Great Escape, The (1963)
71	Wo hu cang long [Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon] (2000)
72	Reservoir Dogs (1992)	Finished It
73	Clockwork Orange, A (1971)	Finished It
74	Amadeus (1984)	Finished It
75	Modern Times (1936)
76	Ran (1985)
77	Annie Hall (1977)
78	Jaws (1975)	Finished It
79	On the Waterfront (1954)
80	Braveheart (1995)	Finished It
81	High Noon (1952)
82	Apartment, The (1960)
83	Fargo (1996)
84	Sixth Sense, The (1999)	Finished It
85	Aliens (1986)	Finished It
86	Shining, The (1980)
87	Strangers on a Train (1951)
88	Blade Runner (1982)	Finished It
89	Metropolis (1927)
90	Duck Soup (1933)
91	Finding Nemo (2003)	Finished It
92	Donnie Darko (2001)	Finished It
93	General, The (1927)
94	City Lights (1931)
95	Princess Bride, The (1987)
96	Toy Story 2 (1999)
97	Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)	Finished It
98	Great Dictator, The (1940)
99	Sjunde inseglet, Det [The Seventh Seal] (1957)
100	Lola rennt [Run Lola Run] (1998)

Which movies have you seen?

I...I've been shot...

2005-10-23T19:11:05Z

I've just saw on the NIN hotline that the concert is indeed cancelled. WELL I FUCKING SAW THIS SHIT HAPPENING. Now if you excuse me, I'll be joining Fernando in standing outside taking the storm up my ass.

YES! LOLOLLOLOLOL!

2005-10-03T15:46:47Z

You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard?

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Capt. Mal Reynolds

100%

Simon Tam

94%

Zoe Alleyne Washburne

88%

Jayne Cobb

88%

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

88%

The Operative

81%

Inara Serra

81%

River Tam

75%

Shepherd Derrial Book

56%

Kaylee Frye

56%

Which Serenity character are you?
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While I'm waiting for this stupid storm to hit...

2005-09-20T04:42:43Z

F I R S T

First best friend: Luis Alba
First break-up: Never had one.
First screen name: ssjgeo
Self-purchased album: Korn - Issues
First funeral: My great grandmother's
First pets: a male shitzu named fluffy
First piercing/tattoo: I have none and plan on not getting one.

L A S T S

Last car ride: earlier today
Last good cry: Can't recall
Last movie seen: Final Fantasy VII Advent Children
Last beverage drank: Diet soda
Last phone call: my mom
Last time showered: 30 minutes ago
Last item bought: Final Fantasy VII dvd and Gundam wing shirt
Last annoyance: Having to explain to 23165468468941984165 callers eariler at work that the campus is CLOSED!
Last time wanting to die: Like Fernando and Mark, November 2004 Presidental election day.

S P E C I F I C S

Do you do drugs?: never
What kind of shampoo do you use?: Pert-plus
What are you most scared of?: Spiders! I hate spiders! "Spiders! Making me tap dance."
What are you listening to right now?: Fear Factory - My grave
Where do you want to get married?: Don't care.
How many buddies are online right now?: 7

F A V O R I T E S

Color: Blue, black, and red
Food: lasagna
Boy name: Devin
Girl name: Karen
Subjects in school: School sucks
Abbreviation: F-U
Animals: dogs
Sports: basketball
Perfume: Joop, Nautica, or CK One

H A V E Y O U E V E R

Given anyone a bath?: nope
Smoked?: no
Bungee jumped?: never
Made yourself throw up?: nah
Ever been in love?: Nien
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: opposite of yes
Cried when someone died?: Of course
Been rejected?: Why yes
Rejected someone?: Never. Always on the recieving end
Done something you regret?: Haven't we all

L A S T P E R S O N

You touched: my dog
Hugged: Mother
You IMed: Austin
IMed you: Fernando
Called you: Austin
You called: Mother
Bought you flowers: Nobody and I don't even like flowers.

W H O D O Y O U W A N N A

Kill: HAHAHAH Where's my list?
Slap: Everyone

W H I C H I S B E T T E R

Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Flowers or candy: candy
Tall or short: doesn't matter

R A N D O M

In the morning I am: on auto-pilot
All I need is: a little tender love and care but some cash would be nice.
Love is: bullshit
I dream about: Bit titted Mary Jane!
What do you notice first: face
Last person you danced with: Myself doing the Falwaffel
Makes you smile: Captain John Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Who has a crush on you: I wouldn't know.

D O Y O U E V E R

Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: Never!

N U M B E R

Of times I have had my heart broken: Something I definitely don't keep track of.
Of hearts I have broken: none
Of guys I've kissed: Never. I don't like the wee wee
Of girls I've kissed: hahahahaha 2 at the most
Of continents I have lived in: 1
Of scars on body: 2

DO YOU

have a crush?: Hah! Not since High school
use sarcasm?: who wouldn't
love your job?: No and especially not today.
do you? What?! I don't get it! You suck!

Done! Ok bye bye!

An Advent update!

2005-09-17T21:23:15Z

For those who haven't seen the beautifully done Advent Children and those that would like to buy it, a US release date has been FINALLY stated.

November 29th is now the marked date. Now lets hope there are no more delays or other bullshit.

"Where is mother?"

2005-09-16T01:34:08Z

In backing up on Manny's post. Yes, Advent Children is simply awesome.

After hearing about this fucking movie two years ago, it FINALLY came into light. Sadly not in the US yet cause for some reason Japan SWEARS anime has no market here but Japan got it and someone here subtitled it. But was this movie worth the wait? Hell fucking yes! It just fucking deliveries!

Those who loved and played Final Fantasy VII, will automatically jerk all over this movie and that is really a gaurentee. So much so they should put it on the case. Besides the Beautifully done CGI, the story is very touching and you actually feel for Cloud. The Action scenes are nothing short of CRAZY! Especially the final battle sequence.

For a hour and 20 minute movie it actually felt like a good satisfying running time. Didn't feel too short or too long. Just like Army of Darkness.

Supposidly its gonna come out in the US sometime this November. But for those who can not wait and don't mind the subtitles, download or get the fansub dvd RIGHT AWAY! I couldn't recommend this movie enough.

There will be a sequel to the movie called Dirge of Cerberus with Vincent Valentine where it takes place a year after. Heard it has nothing to do with Advent Children but we do get to find out more about this bad ass with the 3 barrell gun. And Square-Enix doing a Devil May Cry like game should be very interesting.

Fox NOOOO!!!!!

2005-08-22T04:42:20Z

LOLOLOLOL!!!

http://vaderfox.ytmnd.com/

Captain's chair!

http://archerofenterprise.ytmnd.com/

This shit just keeps pissing me off more and more!

2005-08-12T17:39:19Z

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/business/article.adp?id=20050812094909990007&ncid=NWS00010000000001

Gas prices just keep on a rising. Would not surprise me if not even by Winter season we'll end up paying 5 bucks for regular. But hey, America wanted him back in office and this is the junk that was bound to happen. Down the toilet and into hell this country is going. America, land of inflation and creationism. YEEEAHHHHH!!!!

"I don't know about you but I'm Swiss"

"...this is destiny!"

2005-07-06T18:02:05Z

You are Locke. A mystery within a mystery. You're
a fountain of backgammon trivia and an expert
with knives. You might like pina coladas and
definitely like getting caught in the rain.
You prefer keeping to yourself mostly, but
you'll tell your secrets to the right person.
Are you evil? Your accompanying soundtrack
sure is sinister.

Which Lost Character Are You?
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No idea if this is real or not but still funny though.

2005-06-10T15:48:07Z

Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners:

1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.....

And now, the honorable mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer.. $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER!

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

In the interest of bettering human kind please share these with your friends and family... unless of course one of these 10 individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

outterheaven @ 2005-05-25T01:21:00

2005-05-25T05:20:58Z

Star Wars Meme by sailor_phobos

1st 2 Ltrs of 1stname + Last 3 Ltrs of last name

1st 2ltrs of moms last name+Last 3ltrs of city brn

Sith or Jedi

Sith

Skin Color

Purple

Eye Color

Black

Light Saber Color

Orange

How close you are to switching sides: 18%

Username

You're Random Star Wars Quote:

The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

Your Padawan (if you're a jedi)

dractoid

Your apprentice (if you're a sith)

slayermanny

You're Master

cataclysma

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2005-05-22T19:57:11Z